英語短劇-適合于6人(改編版)

1、（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountryinthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeopletryingtoshowthecrazyhistybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswdsmanwassenttokillkingofQing“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttokn

2、owwhathappenedatthattimeOkaynextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirrmirrtellmewhoisthemostprettymaninthewld(畫外音：It’syouPrinceDan!太子丹高興狀)Thankumirr!（面對觀眾）I’mPrinceDanthemagicmirrsaidIamthemostattractivem

3、aninthewld.ButYingZhengisajealousguyIfeelhewillkillmeifmirrtoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister阿三(畢恭畢敬):HoneyIamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、hso

4、me、ming、cute、smartdearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Surehoney!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Ohyeah~~~.WhatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscenturyTalent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Goodid

5、ea!Butwhoistherightcidate阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonh.OneisMissLiMoChoutheotherisMrJinKe.TomrowtheywillPKftheNO1killerofthewld.太子：WellshowmethewinnerassoonaspossibleOK阿三：Yes.ActionII（荊軻與李莫愁上場）荊軻:AreyouLim

6、ochou李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK.I’mJingkeyouknowIwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’wld.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme荊軻Offcourse!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。?！崩钅畹沟厍G軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：WhathappenedWhyaren’tyouhurt荊珂挽著妻子，太

7、子丹阿三在后.阿三：HerowehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.荊珂：Juststophereplease.Farewellmyfriends太子丹：Iwillmissyoubaby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做深情對望狀，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺不對，扭過頭來。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darli

8、ngwhatareyoudoing妻子：Nothing!BabyYoumeanmetomethananythinginthiswholewld!（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂(流淚)：Youarealsomyeverything.InspiteofyoumethewholesillywldgoingtopiecesaroundusIloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)妻子：Well.Beamanjustdoit!Iwil

9、lberightherewaitingfyou.荊珂（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!Youmustdomethishon...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...nomatterhowhopeless...promisemenowneverletgoofthatpromise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Ros

10、e的傾訴）.妻子:“Ipromise.“荊軻:“Neverletgo.“妻子:“Ipromise.IwillneverletgoJack.Illneverletgo.“（荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去妻子：It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)：Thankyouverymuch.A