英語笑話短文

1、英語笑話短文PigWitchAmanisdrivingupasteepnarrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachotherthewomanleansoutofthewindowyells“PIG!!“Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowreplies“WITCH(女巫)!!“Theyeachcontinueonthe

2、irwayasthemanroundsthenextcnerhecrashesintoapiginthedleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.豬還是女巫一個(gè)男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個(gè)女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時(shí)，那個(gè)女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬??！”那個(gè)男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫！！”他們繼續(xù)前行。這個(gè)男的在下一個(gè)路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個(gè)男的能聽懂那個(gè)女人的意思就好了。

3、—————————————————————————————————————————ResponseAbilityAnOgdenIowaministerwasmatchingcoinswithamemberofhiscongregationfacupofcoffee.Whenaskedifthatdidntconstitutegamblingtheministerreplied“Itsmerelyascientificmethodofde

4、terminingjustwhoisgoingtocommitanactofity.“PhilosopherBertrRussellaskedifhewaswillingtodiefhisbeliersreplied:“Ofcoursenot.AfterallImaybewrong.“Anewspaperganizedacontestfthebestanswertothequestion:“IfafirebrokeoutintheLou

5、vreifyoucouldonlysaveonepaintingwhichonewouldyoucarryout“Thewinningreplywas:“Theonenearesttheexit.“答問技巧衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構(gòu)成賭博行為時(shí)，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學(xué)方法?！碑?dāng)我人問哲學(xué)家羅素是否愿意為了他的信仰而獻(xiàn)身時(shí)，他答道：“當(dāng)然不會(huì)。畢竟，我可能會(huì)是錯(cuò)的

6、?！币环輬?bào)紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？”獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅?！薄狫onesieTheGreatLionHunterAsmallvillagewastroubledbyamaneatinglion.Soitsleaderssentamessagetothegreathunte

7、rJonesietocomekillthebeast.Fseveralnightsthehunterlayinwaitfthelionbutitneverappeared.Finallyhetoldthevillagechieftokillacowgivehimitshide.Drapingtheskinoverhisshouldershewenttothepasturetowaitfthelion.Inthedleofthenight

8、thevillagerswoketothesoundofbloodcurdlingshriekscomingfromthepasture.Astheycarefullyapproachedtheysawthehunteronthegroundgroaninginpain.Therewasnosignofthelion.“WhathappenedJonesieWhereisthelion“askedthechief.“Fgetthedam