小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事(超全版-中英雙語(yǔ))

1、小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事包括：幽默故事（17頁(yè)）、普通小故事（740頁(yè)）。激發(fā)小朋友們學(xué)英語(yǔ)的興趣，幫助他們提高成績(jī)。最好每天背一篇，會(huì)有不錯(cuò)的效果的O(∩_∩)O英文幽默故事：英文幽默故事：Therewasaguywhowentintoashoptobuyaparrot.Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5000anotherone$10000thethirdone$30000.Thecu

2、stomeraskedtheowner“Howcomethisguyis$5000That’ssoexpensivefthiskindofparrot.”Theownersaid“BecauseIhavetrainedhimhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim“HowaboutthisguyWhatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive”Theownersaid“Wellapartfro

3、mtalkinghecanalsodosomeamusingactionslikedancingsoon.That’swhyhe’ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustomersaid“HowaboutthethirdoneWhatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive”Theowneroftheshopsaid“Idon’tknow.NmallyIhaveneverheardhimtalkndance

4、nwhistlensingnothingatall!Buttheothertwocallhim‘TheBoss.’”老板最大有個(gè)人到一間商店買(mǎi)鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣三萬(wàn)元。顧客問(wèn)老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元？這個(gè)價(jià)錢(qián)對(duì)這種鸚鵡來(lái)說(shuō)太貴了！」老板說(shuō)：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話?！诡櫩陀謫?wèn)：「那這只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說(shuō)：「他除了會(huì)說(shuō)話之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說(shuō)跳舞等等，所

5、以才賣這么貴?！诡櫩徒又謫?wèn)：「那第三只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說(shuō)：「我不知道。我從沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒(méi)看過(guò)他跳舞，什么都沒(méi)有！不過(guò)另外兩只叫他：『老板！』」WhereistheeggTeacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththewd“egg“Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teacher:Thenwhereisthe“egg“Student:

6、InthecakeSir.Teacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetodayStudent:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatmanfsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。Mr.Smith:Waitertheresadeadfl

7、yinmysoup.Waiter:YessirIknowitstheheatthatkillsit.史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的Son:Dadgivemeadime.Father:SondontyouthinkyouregettingtoobigtobefeverbeggingfdimesSon:IguessyourerightDadGivemeadollarwillyou兒子：爸爸

8、，給我一角錢(qián)。父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢(qián)了(該自立了)，不是嗎？?jī)鹤樱喊职?，我想你是?duì)的，那給我一塊錢(qián)行嗎？Alittlekidfellinlovewithanotherlittlekidaschoolmate.Sometimesthekidsthinktheyfallinlovewhentheyhaveacrushonsomeoneelseintheclasswhenthey’reeighttenyea

9、rsoldsomethinglikethat.Sotheeightyearoldkidcamebackhomeaskedhisfather“Fatherisitexpensivetobemarried”thefathersaid“Yessonitisveryexpensive.”Sothesonasked“Howmuchdoesitcost”thefathersaid“Idon’tknowson.I’mstillpaying.”有個(gè)小孩