最終用稿(7人搞笑英語版話劇劇本-三顧茅廬)

1、1Threevisitstothecottage三顧茅廬Aside:Aftertheirswearingbrotherhoodtoheavenearthinapeachgardenthethreepersons——LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeihadtobejanits（美[d?n?t?]n.看門人；守衛(wèi)）inCaocaoscpationtomakealivingftheycouldnotfindjobs.Meanwhilet

2、helegendarymysteriousacterZhuGeliangwhohadbeenfcedtoattendCET6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.SCENE1:LiubeishomeActs:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu:Brother!WethreehavebeenhungryfdayswhenwillthistragiclifeendItss

3、oterrible!Liubei:YuitsimpossiblethatIdontfeelpainfulisntitButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomestriveagainstthePope.NowwecometoCaocaoscpationasgatekeeper（看門人）anyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.Itsveryhardtogetwknow

4、.NodiplomasnojobofferswhatareyoudreamingaboutZhangfei:OhBrother!ZhuGeliangswifebrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusb’sCET6feeslastmonthitseemsthatitstimefustobedebtcollectsnow.Guanyu:YeahBrother!wellbeaspoaschurchmouseLiubei:

5、Alas!HowdidIfgetthisLetsgo!Go~~go~!Hurryup!Followmegotothemountainfdunning!（收拾家伙挽袖子）Aside:thenthethreebrothersclimbthemountaintofindZhuGeliang.SCENE2:ZhuGeliang’shouseActs:ZhuGeliangZhu’sWifeZhuGeliang:Goodmning!Iamthege

6、niusZhuGeliang.ButIfeelsosadrecently.BecausemywifefcedmetopasstheCET6.What’sCET6DoyouknowI’veneverheartaboutthat.sheaskedmetoreadsoheavybooksdosomanytexts.（拿起手里的試卷試卷給大家亮亮）It’sridiculous.MymajismilitaryadvicenotEnglish.Wh

7、yshouldIreadthisWife:Darling!ZhuGeliang：Mywifeiscoming，sheissolongwinded（啰嗦的）thatIcanneverbearher.（裝作認真狀）3didn’tseeZhuGeliangaswell.Twomonthpassedthecoldwinteriscoming!Itisheavysnowverycoldoutsides.ZhuGeliangknowsthereas

8、onthatwhytheycomeherethreetimesdersthekeepertoletthemcomeinwhileshiswifeisout.SCENE4:ZhuGeliang’sHomeActs:ZhuGeliangwifeliubeiZhangfeiGuanyuZhuGeliang:ThankgoodnessheresLiubeiatlast.Hahaha………Wife:Wof!Darling!Hemaycomeher

9、etoaskmetorepayhismoney.Wecan’tlethimin.ZhuGeliang:Mydarlingpleasedon’twry.IcanmakeliubeigobackwithnothingbymyslivertongueLiubei:Mr.ZhuGeliang.Ihavehuntedyoufalongtime!（此時劉備用槍指用槍指著諸葛亮頭幻燈片放無間道幻燈片放無間道）Zhu:Oh!YouareLiubei.W

10、hatcanIdofyouLiu:mybrotheryouhavebrowedme500yuanwhenyourepayitfmeIhavestarvedfseveraldays.（放乞丐的幻燈片）（放乞丐的幻燈片）ZhuGeliang:Ioweyou500yuanwhocantestifyPleasegivemeachanceIwanttobeanhonestman.Liubei:HowcanIgiveyouachanceSpeaki

11、ttothejudge.Zhu:Pleaselook(扇子指向幻燈片扇子指向幻燈片幻燈片放西農(nóng)地圖幻燈片放西農(nóng)地圖)althoughhavingambitionyouarejustaguarder.WecanenlargeourpowerfromthisbasethenattackCaocao.AtlastIbelievethatwecanreignthewholecountry.Liubei:（若有所思）I’msosurprised!

12、Idon’tknowyouaresosmart.ZhuGeliang:IfIgiveyouamapcouldInotrepayyourmoneyLiubei:En…….youknowsomuchaboutaffairsareyouwillingtocreateanewcountrytogetherwithusZhuGeliang:En……sryIcan’t.BecausemywifefcesmetopasstheCET6recently

13、.IfyoucanhelpmetoresolvetheproblemIwillhelpyou.Liu:（面露難色）En…..Zhangfei:（拉劉備到身邊耳語到）(Pull)Brothercomehere.Everythingisfakenowsuchasthemilk.Whycan’twefindsomebodyhelpusdothetestbuyakey（幻燈（幻燈片武狀元蘇乞兒作弊呢段）片武狀元蘇乞兒作弊呢段）Guanyu:Ye