secretlifeofamericanteenager青春密語中英雙語s01e23

1、TheSecretLifeofAmericanTeenager1231Ashley:CanwewakeherupImeanhowcanshebesleepinglikethisAnne:Sheneedsherrest.Ashley:Ineedtherest.Gege:Wecouldallusetherest.YouwannagohometakeanapcomebackAnne:WhileImatitwhydontIgogetaSPAtr

2、eatmenttooGege:maybeyoucouldgetanepiduralmakethisawholeloteasieronAshleyme.IsthatyourboyfriendAshley:Yousaidnocellphones.Anne:Ihaveitonsilent.Illberightback.Gege:Thiswere50yearsagoIdbeinanearbybarhavingadrinkwaitingfapho

3、necall.Ashley:Ifthiswas50yearsagoAmywouldbeinahomewedbesayingshewasatspecialmusiccollegeinthewest.Gege:Wewouldhavemadeyourmomwearapillowfninemonths.Thenshewouldhavegivenbirthsuddenlywhenwewereonvacationinthewest.Ohthosew

4、erethegoodolddays.Ashley:Theeraofshame.ToobadwemissedthatonehuhBen:IthinkshesjustoutofitIthinkIveproventhatIshouldntbehereftheactualbirth.Uhbutifeitheroneofyouwantmyvideocamera...Welldontyouthinkthatthebabywillwannaseehi

5、mselfbeingbnwhenhesolderAshley:AswellashismothergivingbirthtohimAmy:Ashleycandoit.PleaseAshley.Ashley:Ohgreatnowshesawake.AmyIdonotcaretoseeyouthatupclosepersonal.Idonotwanttoseethebabyactuallybeingbn.Noonedoes.Itsaconsp

6、iracybyvideocameramanufacturers.Noonereallywantstoseethebabyoncamerauntilitscleansmilingaboutthreeyearsfromnow.Amy:Haha.Yourefunny.Justlikedad.Ashley:GodwhenisthisallgonnastopEveryminutewereinhereImanotheryearawayfromhav

7、ingsex.Doct:HeygirldidyougetalittlenapGege:ShouldwestepoutDoct:Yesyoumightwannastepout.Wellletyouknowwhenyoucanstepbackin.Itwontbemuchlonger.Thecontractionsaregettingclosertogether.Amy:YeahIthinkhemightwannastayalittlelo

8、nger.IthinkImightwanthimtostayalittlelonger.能叫醒她嗎？她怎么能睡得這么死？她需要休息。我才要休息。我們都可以休息，你想回家補個覺，再過來嗎？既然如此，我還可以做個SPA吧？或者你也來個硬膜外麻醉，把我和艾希禮都解放了，你男朋友嗎？你說過關(guān)機的。我靜音了啊，馬上回來。要是50年前，我就會在附近的酒吧品著小酒等電話。要是50年前，艾米會在家里安胎，我們會說，她在中西部讀專業(yè)音樂學院。我們真該讓你

9、媽在衣服里塞9個月的枕頭，那樣在我們的中西部旅行中，她就會突然生個小孩，過去真美好啊。羞恥的過去，我們連那個也錯過，真遺憾。我覺得她還有點不舒服，也證明了我沒法親眼看孩子出生，如果你們誰要攝像機…寶寶長大后不想看他出生的瞬間嗎？還有媽媽生他的過程嗎？艾希禮可以拍，拜托了，艾希禮。高興了吧，她都醒了，艾米，我根本不想那么近距離的看你的私密部位，不想看寶寶是怎么生出來的，沒人想看。這不過是攝像機制造商的陰謀，沒人想看錄像帶里初生的寶寶，除非

10、是三年后，干干凈凈、笑容甜美的他。你真逗，和老爸一樣。什么時候能結(jié)束？多在這里呆一分鐘，就讓我發(fā)生關(guān)系又晚了一年。寶貝，你睡了會嗎？我們該出去了嗎？對，你們出去吧，當你們可以進來時，會告訴你們，不會要太久，子宮收縮快到時候了。TheSecretLifeofAmericanTeenager1231almostthereWhatdoesthatmeanalmostthereBen:IdontknowbutIthinkthatnowshest

11、artsthepushingshoving.Ricky:WhatstheshovingpartBen:Idontknow.Uhbutthedoctcameinshelooksreadytodeliverababy.Ricky:WhosintherewithAmythedoctBen:Justhermom.YoudidntwannabeintherewithherdidyouWhenshehasthebabyRicky:Noofcours

12、enot.Ben:Yeahmeneither.Ricky:ThenwhatsthecamerafBen:Ohjeez.UhwheredidIleaveAshleyBen:Oh.HeyhereIfgotthis.Uhheresthezoom.ItsjustfherfaceIjustwannaseethelookonherface.Ashley:ImnotvideotapingAmysfaceanythingelsefthatmatter.

13、Doct:AshleyAmysaskingfyou.Ohshewantsyoutobringthecamera.Gege:Ireservetherighttoeditthatbefeyouseeit.Ben:Thatsfine.Idontevenneedtoseeit.ItsjustfAmythebabywhenhegrowsup.Gege:YouwannacallyourmomdadtogetthemdownhereRicky:Sho

14、uldIdothatAmIsupposedtodothatItseemsifImoldenoughtobeafatherIshouldntcallmymommydaddytocomeholdmyh.Gege:Allrightafterthebabyisbnyoumightwannacallthem.Imsuretheyregonnawannaseehim.Ricky:Thanksfbeingnicetome....Gege:Dontsa

15、yit.Itiswhatitis.Ashley:Idontthinkanyoneshouldseewhatsgoingoninthere.Gege:IssheokayAshley:Idontknowhowshecouldbe.Shestooyoungtobehavingababy.Gege:JeezAshIjusthopeshecangetthroughthis.Ricky:IsyourdadcomingdownherePutyourh

16、eadbetweenyourlegsyoullbeokay.Ben:Imokay.ReallyImfine.Imnotreallysqueamish.ItsjustIhatetohearAmyinpain.Itskillingme.Ricky:Ijustfeelsoguilty.Ifeelsodamnguilty.IcantbelieveIdidthis.我有亨利呢，只不過想讓他吃醋。我以為他不是…等著瞧吧。大家都去哪了？我剛看到他們都

17、去買咖啡了，她快了嗎？快了是什么意思？不知道，我想她要開始推擠了。擠什么??？不知道，但醫(yī)生進去了，她看起來準備好生小孩了。除了艾米和醫(yī)生，還有誰？只有她媽媽。你不會想在里面陪她吧？她生小孩的時候？當然不想。我也是。那這攝像機要干嗎？天哪，我什么時候離開艾希禮的？給你，我忘了這個，這是縮放，就拍她的臉，我就想看看她的表情。我不會拍艾米的臉或者其他什么的。艾米叫你，她想讓你帶攝像機。在你看之前，我保留編輯的權(quán)利。沒事，我不用看，都是為了艾米