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1、及時(shí)雨資料文檔庫淘寶店 https://doc88.taobao.comQQ583259199搞笑英文話劇劇本 搞笑英文話劇劇本Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T 唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B 變成的村姑 B2：B 變成的太婆 B3：B 變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E:

2、 (摸出，遞給 S) S: Look,master (湊近 T)………（T、S 一齊轉(zhuǎn)向 E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach t

3、he west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to

4、say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(兇相)? E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hung

5、ry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B 已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..? S: E

6、lectric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’sbooks. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power

7、! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成 B1) B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three 及時(shí)雨資料文檔庫淘寶店 https://d

8、oc88.taobao.comQQ583259199into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì) T)I'

9、ve called the police. N: (搖醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走 B) T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit

10、 my mistake this time(S 仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏） T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leadin

11、g the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the oth