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1、101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey:

2、 Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all star

3、e, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not hav

4、ing sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Ch

5、andler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don'

6、;t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird,

7、 because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed

8、 my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross

9、: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright?

10、 Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixati

11、ng on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say 101 101 試播 試播沒什么好說的！他不過是我的同事！少來了，你和那個人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有問題！打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？慢著，他吃

12、粉筆嗎？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。各位別急，這不算約會。我們不過是出去吃晚餐，而且不做愛。聽起來好像是說我的約會。記得中學(xué)時代的夢，我站在自助餐廳，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。我做過那樣的夢。我低頭一看，看見有一支電話……在那兒。而不是……？沒錯。我沒做過那樣的夢,沒有。那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，每個人都開始望著我。他們以前不看你嗎？！終于，我認為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打來，我感到很奇怪，因為我媽不曾打過電話給我！嗨。這家伙向我

13、打招呼時我就想自殺。你還好吧？我感覺有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我脖上……餅干？卡羅今天把她的東西搬走了。- 我?guī)湍闩荼Х龋x了。不要……別清理我的靈氣?？墒恰瓌e碰我的靈氣就是了。好吧，保持晦氣！我會沒事的，真的，我祝她幸福。- 不，你不會的，沒錯，- 我不會的，去她的，她甩掉我！而且你一直都不知道她是女同性戀者。沒有！！行了吧？！為何大家都圍著這個Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she

14、 should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and

15、 everyone cheers.)Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. A

16、nd today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It'

17、;s a metaphor, Daddy!Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here

18、with Monica...Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!![Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's i

19、t. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...some

20、thing and noodles with string. These are a few...Rachel: I'm all better now.Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'k

21、now? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lo

22、t.Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible s

23、ound.Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!Joey: Who's Paul?Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is

24、with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross: He finally asked you out?Monica: Yes!Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you ok

25、ay? I mean, do you want me to stay?Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good...Monica: (horrified) Really?Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, o

26、r just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... 我要擁有克莉絲汀擁有的一切。爸，我不能嫁給他……對不起，我只是不愛他。

27、對，是我的問題！如果我沒了頭發(fā)，還不如去死。她不該穿那條褲子。我建議推她下樓，推她下樓！推她下樓！推她下樓！爸，你聽我說……大家這樣評價我這一輩子：你是一只鞋……今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋會怎樣。我說如果我想當(dāng)皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你幫我買帽子。我說我是一頂帽子。爸，這是一種比喻。你看他也有些問題。爸，這是我的人生?；蛟S我會和莫妮卡住在這兒。我想我們已確定好誰要和莫妮卡住在這兒。或許那是我的決定?；蛟S我不希罕你的錢。等一下，等

28、一下……我說的是或許??！深呼吸，就這樣。試著想著美好的事物……玫瑰上的雨滴，貓嘴上的胡須，門鈴和雪橇之類的。啦 啦 啦……還有手套……我現(xiàn)在好多了。我的功勞。或許這樣最好，要自立，決定自己的事情。有任何需要找喬伊準沒錯。我和錢德勒就住在對面，而且他經(jīng)常不在家。喬伊,少趁虛而入了，今天是她大喜的日子。什么？有規(guī)定不能嗎？別再這樣，聲音很刺耳。我是保羅。天啊，6:30了嗎？讓他進來！保羅是誰？調(diào)酒的那個保羅？或許吧。等等,你今晚該不是真的要