神探夏洛克劇本s01e03

1、YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整條街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmesSHERLOCKSeasonOneEpisodeThree—ThegreatgameYoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整條街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes砍掉的人頭我就要茶謝謝Aseveredhead!Justteafmethanks.不冰箱里有個人頭嗯Notheresahea

2、dinthefridge.Yes是人頭喂唉我還能Abloodyhead!Wellwhereelse放在哪呢你不介意的吧IsupposedtoputitYoudontminddoyou呃...從巴茲醫(yī)學院太平間拿來的Well...GotitfromBartsmgue.我在測量人死后唾液的凝結(jié)速度Immeasuringthecoagulationofsalivaafterdeath.我看見你寫的出租司機案了Iseeyouvewrittenu

3、pthetaxidrivercase.呃對Er...yes.“粉色的研究“AStudyInPink.真好聽Nice.你知道粉紅女郎粉紅箱子Wellyouknow.Pinkladypinkcase粉紅手機全是粉紅你喜歡嗎pinkphone.Therewasalotofpink.Didyoulikeit呃不喜歡Um...no.為什么我以為你會得意呢。WhynotIthoughtyoudbeflattered.得意“夏洛克能瞬間看穿一切人和事

4、“Flattered!“Sherlockseesthrougheverythingeveryoneinseconds.“然而神奇的是他同時也在某些方面““Whatsincrediblethoughishowspectacularlyignantheis“極其無知““aboutsomethings.“等等我不是說...HangonIdidntmeanthat...哦你這個“極其無知“是夸我來的Ohyoumeant“spectacularl

5、yignant“inaniceway(!)聽著我不在乎誰是首相或者...LookitdoesntmattertomewhosPrimeMinister...我知道誰和誰有奸情Iknow...whossleepingwithwho...地球是否繞著太陽轉(zhuǎn)WhethertheEarthgoesroundthesun.又是這個這不重要Thatagain!Itsnotimptant!不重要...Notimp...!這是小學知識你怎能不知道Its

6、primaryschoolstuff.Howcanyounotknowthat就算知道過我也刪除了WellifIeverdidIvedit.刪除了dit你看這是我的硬盤唯一合理做法是Listen.Thisismyharddriveitonlymakessense只存進有用的東西真正有用的toputthingsintherethatareuseful.REALLYuseful.普通人總在腦子里塞滿垃圾dinarypeoplefillthe

7、irheadswithallkindsofrubbish.有用的信息都找不到了明白Thatmakesithardtogetatthestuffthatmatters.Doyousee可這是太陽系的問題啊Butitsthesolarsystem!拜托有什么意義Ohhell!Whatdoesthatmatter!我們繞太陽轉(zhuǎn)要是改成繞月亮轉(zhuǎn)Sowegoroundthesun.Ifwewentroundthemoon或者像小熊一樣繞著花園轉(zhuǎn)圈

8、roundroundthegardenlikeateddybear不也一樣嗎itwouldntmakeanydifference!對我唯一重要的是工作Allthatmatterstomeisthewk!沒有工作我腦子都要銹了Withoutthatmybrainrots!寫進你博客里去或者行行好Putthatinyourblog!betterstill別再拿你的高見折磨全世界了stopinflictingyouropinionsonthe